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THE OFFICIAL HOME OF
THE WISCO BAGGERS
INFORMATION
COACHES

ERNIE PANTUSSO
MANAGER
"Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing."

KARI DERENZI
THROWING COACH
"I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror."

CARTER PHELPS
DRINKING COACH
"Listen, sex is perfectly safe for the fetus. It's not going to come out with dents all over its head like a golf ball or something."

DUSTY MENDES
EQUIPMENT COACH
“Always remember … Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.”
CONTACT
Questionsâ€? ‬Feel free to reach out to Manager Joe F. Yourselfâ€
Tel: 123-456-7890 Email: info@mysite.com
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