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INFORMATION

COACHES

ERNIE PANTUSSO

MANAGER

"Gentlemen, a bobsled is a simple thing."

KARI DERENZI

THROWING COACH

"I'm all about empowerment. I empower my Cheerios to live in a state of constant fear by creating an environment of irrational, random terror."

CARTER PHELPS

DRINKING COACH

"Listen, sex is perfectly safe for the fetus. It's not going to come out with dents all over its head like a golf ball or something."

DUSTY MENDES

EQUIPMENT COACH

“Always remember … Goliath was a 40-point favorite over David.”

CONTACT

Questions‭? ‬Feel free to reach out to Manager Joe F. Yourself‭

Tel: 123-456-7890     Email: info@mysite.com

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